Paula a.k.a. Public Enemy #1 - She's the mom you love to hate, but can't really hate because, come on, look at her. She's tried everything imaginable to keep her daughter on track, including punishment both corporal and traditional, and looking up and then actually calling one of those de-gayer people. Her techniques, although misguided, do not come from a place of malice. She truly feels that she's saving Spencer from what is sure to be
a tougher life. She knows the way the world can be to people who are different. She knows because she's one of those people. Plus, she doesn't know how to knock.
Aiden a.k.a. Public Frenemy # 1 - You loved him in season one. Okay, maybe not loved because goodness Aiden, just wait three more seconds (Friends with Benefits). But by season two, Aiden was reaping some very bad karma, especially when it came to two girls in particular…gay girls. Nonetheless, Aiden practically dumped Kyla at prom and broke up Spencer and Ashley. And how did the universe pay him back? He got shot.

Jake "Creepy Blogger Guy" Kessler - Not only is he completely exploiting Kyla, but Jake, the Chicagoan (sadly), also tried to Paris Hilton an unknowing Madison. Uh, not cool. Plus, he's a monumental pain in Ashley's butt and, and, and is being really shady about his dealings with Ethan. But, the number one reason he made this list…his smirk kind of reminds me of George Bush's. Enough said.

Madison "La Chica Loca" Duarte
- I love her. I hate her. I love her. I hate her. I'm so confused. The girl has many redeeming qualities. She knows Ashley, probably better than anyone really, so she knows how to get under the girl's skin. But, she also knows how to tell it to her straight, or anyone really. And she has occasionally been nice. Still, she gave the girls the most backlash in the beginning and that's why "Mad Mads" makes the list.

Crawford "Anti-Gay" Crawford - This is the guy Paula called when she wanted to "fix" Spencer and get her off girls, or girl rather, Ashley. My only comment, if Paula was really trying to de-gay Spencer shouldn't she have used someone more, I don't know, compelling. Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of Principal Snyder, but she really should have consulted some lesbian's "guys they'd go straight for" list.

Carmen a.k.a. Bangs - Maybe she really was living the crazy life, because, home girl had to have been on something when she pushed Spencer into the wall. But since she has no past priors, she gets a little slack, very little. Honestly, I think Spencer could have taken her but if there's one thing I've learned is that Spencer is a lover not a fighter, and also not a fan of domestic abuse, thankfully. Hope you're taking this down Ashley.


Glen "Glen?" Carlin - Glen deserves an honorable mention on the list; mainly for skipping class, but then also for threatening to out Spencer several times. He gets redemption points though since he actually doesn't do it.

an·tag·o·nist [an-tag-uh-nist] -noun 1. a person who is opposed to, struggles against, or competes with another; opponent; adversary.